Memorable Quotes of 2007

I needed to take this down off of my myspace... but needed it preserved... so here it is... The most memorable quotes of 2007. Enjoy!

Memorable Quotes of 2007
this will be a running list...anything that entertains me will be added)
~It's like sex with a mute. All of the hooplah, none of the fanfare! (Nate)
~Those just fall out of my kind, you know (Gabe)
~You are DRUNK... and a HOMOSEXUAL!! (JR)
~kyle: jmn kuiiiiiiiiiiii
kyle: thats what it looks like when my head hits the keyboard
~Gabe:Well... earlier I was watching SVU... and it was about a tranny...
Gabe: Then I thought...
Gabe: I wonder if I got a sex change and changed my name to Sugah Wallz... would I get a date then?
~That tightly wound bitch needs a crotch shoved in her face and it needs to be jiggled a little bit...like its saying hello... (Gabe)
~You know what's nasty... when someone has so much chest and back hair that when they take their shirt off... it looks like they are still wearing one (Gabe)
~This gum tastes like Pledge smells! (Casey)
~You know what? People need to have more sex...and less children... (Drunk guy at Richards)
~justin hits me in head w/ bible
Me: ow. what was that for?
Justin: to make u feel better. the lord helps.
Me: you have a bible?
Justin: yeah. see look at the circles. It was a couch leg for a while
Me: so the lord lifted you up? ^_^
~Tastes like..vomit..and sweetness (Stacy)
~We have enough beer to survive a nuclear holocaust (Gabe)
~Yeah, go get another beer.. and hard lick her... (Brooke)
~I know why you're angry... you're of the homo-gay variety... (Gabe)
~Petron is TEQUILA?! (Brooke)
~People that screw their pooch need to go to the nut hut (Brooke)
~UGH! Just push it in.. is it in yet? (id like to note that this was in reference to a cork in an alcohol bottle not what you pervs think it was lol) (Gabe)
~*chokes* I just swallowed some cork (Gabe)
~Ace in the hole!!! (Gabe 2/2 party)
**This next set was the nite gabe was hallucinating in his sleep and was sleepwalking and talking.. it was ridiculous. Something the Fab 5 wont be forgetting for a while..**
~Why am I in the navy? Its not like we have sea battles anymore... (Gabe)
~We're in the middle of the Mediterranean. I'm in a submarine and there are BULLETS going off? Are you people fucking retarded???? (Gabe)
~Did u cry when Saddam got it? I bet you did. I'll eat your kids you iraqi bitch (Gabe talkin to Brooke)
~This sub isnt goin down..its american built..Like a Ford. (Gabe)
~B: Just touch yourself Gabe, itll be ok. G: Get across the hall you bitch (Brooke & Gabe)
~J: Do you see white people G: No, only mexicans. We only have 5 seconds to eat becuase of you. You fucking faggot. (Justin and Gabe)
~Bend over and touch your toes and ill show u where the wild goose goes... G: I cant touch my toes (Gabe and the drill sargeant)
~Bob your head like youre bobbing for cock, Seaman. You are what you eat!! (Justin)
~Wheres my stacy? Oh..shes at work wiping old ass... (Gabe)
~G:Lifes too short to be a cunt J: Thats fine.. I'm a dick anyway (Gabe n JR)
~There will be no dick ripping (Fabulash Nyk)
~Shit happens when you party naked (Jenna)
~Come to the back of the boat (Casey)
~For a gay guy, I sure do eat a lot of tacos
~She's got a haircut like a ducks ass (P-Nipps)
~Pizza belly and slushie brain doesn't make well for head banging (P-Nipps)
~Roxanne!!! (P-Nipps -n- Casey)
~Something on this pizza tastes like pot (Gabe)
~G:I was talkin to someone today and they told me "gabe, i just dont know how to take you"
Me: hell, even i know how to do that...from behind!
~G: i am going to hell, susie... when they did that prayer i didnt bow my head or anything
Me: well.. its not like you did anything disrespectful like flick off the flag or chant.. dont worry about it
G: i can just see it now -holds a v up around his mouth and flicks his tongue-, -flicks his finger-, yells "woo hoo! SATAN!!!" ... Like that you mean? this was WAY funnier in person, lemme tell ya
~Every time i hang out with you, you never fail to make my jaw drop at least once. ~Casey
~S: We can go wherever to eat..i just cant eat cottage cheese, peanuts, rice, or pistachios.
C: -jaw drops- and he starts laughing...where the hell did you come up with such RANDOM foods?
S: was that my jaw dropping moment of the day? :)

~If John Mayer was gay...and i was his type id totally be a homosexual.(Casey)
~Scottie made mashed potatoes in a blender one time...(brad-dad)
~"Dear Scottie - Sorry you got put in jail from smokin and then stealin a blender from a cops house so you could make mashed potatoes.(tricia n me)
~Ghost makes it hard to see jesus in everyone (Casey)
~Vodka goes through you like raisins through an old person (John P)
~I had a life but my job ate it (bumper sticker)
~...and then he starts tailgating me...like cops do...which IS ILLEGAL!!! (Tom)
~this is a discussion between a police officer (PO) me and casey...
PO asks casey "Are you sure you want to ride in a car w/ her? She's accident prone...
Me (in defense) "Only when people are comin at me from behind!" .... "that sounded really bad..."
~have you ever wondered what filling a super soaker full of jello and squirting it would be like? Well, that was me today... Too much bud light last night... -Gabe
~I have a JUICY CENTER... - Tom
*The following are from a night when Casey and I went to dinner w/ my friend JD*
~JD was sliding his hand on his beer bottle
"I'm jacking off my bottle. Better be careful or itll spew everywhere. Then,I'll have to swallow... beer is a bitch like that..."
~"I'm a Vegan... but i still eat fish... why? cause they dont have eyebrows"
~"some guy just started tellin me his life story in the bathroom. I pissed my pants and washed my hands. Thats ALL i did... "
*The next few are from a night of drinkin at Tom & Nicks house... *
we were trying to teach John how to play Asshole
Me: "John... do you ahve any pairs??"
John: "I have a pair of diamonds" (everyone stares at him blankly..then laughs..)
we gave up on asshole and played waterfall instead... I drew the card for Categories and chose Numbers in Spanish thinking itd be a while before we ran out of answers, and those are the best drunk categories to do..
Me: "Uno"
David: "Dos"
Tom: "Tres"
Nick: "Quatro"
John: "Octo"
-Everyone stares blankly..- "Octo?!?! JOHN YOU'RE MEXICAN AND YOU CANT SAY OCHO??? "